Deadpanjack is a fictitious character created by the real Johnathon “Jack” Martin. Do not believe anything posted on this blog. I repeat. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING POSTED ON THIS BLOG. IT IS NOT REAL. NOT. REAL.
Deadpanjack is a collaborative project. If you would like to contribute to the blog just shoot an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org.
One easy way you can contribute is by submitting a Quote of the Day. You can submit a Quote of the Day by using the hashtaq #deadpanjackQOTD on Twitter or Tumblr or by sending an e-mail with the subject QOTD.
Remember, the more weird/bizarre/depressing/morbid the Quote of the Day, the better.